Where are my dragons

neverwantedtodancewithnobodybutu:

I’m fucking trash

positive-memes:

Innocent slogan lost in translation is kinda wholesome in its own way.

elodieunderglass:

sluti-snek:

all the internet did was give him a place where he didnt have to worry about being punched in the face when he says what he thinks

I don’t even know who we’re talking about today but yes

(Source: mysharona1987)

showerthoughtsofficial:

Use of proper grammar and punctuation is the difference between a sentence that’s well written and a sentence that’s, well, written.

asilversnake:

a movie: *has one scene with neon lights*

me:

(Source: tomshardys)

triinketfox:

triinketfox:

No offense but are we ever going to get adult animation in america that’s even the slightest bit visually appealing.

If i get a response to this saying “how DARE you. Rick and Morty is beautiful” im suing this entire website

(Source: trinkerichi)

ruinedchildhood:

redundantlacuna:

ruinedchildhood:

anyone else never question that his bed stayed standing up even though half of it was off the ground or that he lost his unibrow

THERE IS A DILDO UNDER HIS BED?!

shhhh we dont question that either